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New Art Post! "LOLCOW SHOWDOWN"

Posted by JavaJake - February 2nd, 2025


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Since we have so many diverse lolcows I thought it would be fitting to make a concept for a fighting game. I know many more worthy cows should've been included, but I had to make enough room for the greats. In it, we have Chris Chan with his Wiimote of Fail getting punched by BlazeTheMovieFan; Samantha Pond palm-striking Cyraxx E. Honda style; Tamers12345 with Daniel Larson's severed, listless head (I ran out of room for him) on a toy lightsaber getting punched by TheWhiteBowser; and finally, SephrothSword57, the emperor of Japan himself, performing a katana cross-section on MessyTails.

The logo has a few small references too. Behind the blood splatter is a monitor playing porn, as is common with the lolcows; Chris Chan's fist punching through the text while holding a Sonichu Medalion and wearing his High School Amnyfist Ring; Blaze's goomba from Mario Pissing; the head Tamer's Bartleby cardboard box costume; Seph-Sama's fedora, or just any incel "m-lady" fedora; and lastly, lolcow and internet entrepreneur Justin Whang's E-Tank mug.


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I'd play it. will it release on ps3 so i can hump mine when i'm done playing

The only right way to play it. We haven't had a PS gimmick like this since Psycho Mantis.

I wouldn't play it.